Nothing could be less exciting for my kids than to wander up and down the aisles of Home Depot with Dad as I feel compelled to look at every tool, gadget, etc. My eyes glaze over in a kind of euphoric “I could really use that tool” kind of daze. The bizarre thing is that I don’t really know how to fix things anyway. It’s just fun to imagine what I could do with these cool power tools if I did. If my wife and I want some alone time, we just need to ask “who wants to go with Daddy to Home Depot?” and the kids disappear immediately. I swear it’s like magic.
Our daughter Michaela is incredibly smart. I told her recently that she was the kid that I wanted to sit behind when I was in school so I could look at her answers during tests. She has as close to a photographic memory as I have ever seen. We are learning to make full use of this gift. On a recent trip to Home Depot I had to buy a section of fence. We went to the back of the store and then outside to where they keep the fences. I realized I didn’t have a pen with me to write down the bar code/SKU number (it was a long one), and I really didn’t want to drag this huge section of fence all through the store to bring it to the cashier. I asked Michaela if she could memorize the bar code/SKU number. She said “no problem Dad.” I quickly forgot about it and continued to wander around the store for another hour looking at “stuff”. When I finally made it to the check out, I told the cashier I wanted to buy a section of fence. She asked; “Do you have the SKU number.” I looked at Michaela, seriously thinking there is no way… and with a knowing and confident smile she rattled off the exact number. I wish you could have seen the look on the cashiers face.
I immediately started thinking…next stop…Las Vegas for some card counting at the blackjack tables! Only to provide the funds needed for our next few adoptions of course.
-Rob
Wednesday, August 6, 2008
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LOL...we get the same response to Home Depot. NOT Home Depot..PLEASE!! lol
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